Dana Bell

A family member recently sent this zodiac description of my sign, and I was amazed at the accuracy of the description. Sure, any random commentary on a person's character has a chance at getting a few things right, but this... This personality analysis, in every detail, is the antithesis of my character.

SAGITTARIUS - The Happy-Go-Lucky One (Nov 22 - Dec 21)
Good-natured optimist. Doesn't want to grow up (Peter Pan
Syndrome). Indulges self. Boastful. Likes luxuries and gambling.
Social and outgoing. Doesn't like responsibilities. Often
fantasizes. Impatient. Fun to be around. Having lots of friends.
Flirtatious. Doesn't like rules. Sometimes hypocritical. Dislikes
being confined - tight spaces or even tight clothes. Doesn't like
being doubted. Beautiful inside and out.

Before I started reading this, I was skeptical of zodiacal predictions and analyses. It is difficult to be a critic of everything and be optimist. I feel that too much optimism demonstrates a person's immaturity, and I don't particularly like immature people. I'm not indulgent. I buy stuff when I need it, and look for things that are practical. Luxuries are wasteful if it doesn't have a purpose.
I'm a down to earth kind of person, and want things that are stable, secure, and try to be that kind of person. Risk-taking is just another quality of the childish personality.
I'm quiet (in person), and try to tend to my own business. I don't dislike people, but I don't have or need a lot of friends. I like rules, order and organization. But, then, I also find humor in things, like this caricature of some other people. It wouldn't be bad to be this kind of person. I like some people that are like this, but as some famous person once said, "I yam what I yam."

Oh..., wait..., there's one..., the last one, "beautiful inside and out". I guess that could be me. Of course, beauty is in the eye of the beholder.